Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Listen Up, Jimmy and Map!

Now, since I am expecting you two to show up in kilts, and since Map is already ironing the pleats in his to perfection, (you had better be doing the same, Jimmy!), I thought I would show you just how you need to be outfitted for your trip to the pub for a few pints on me.

No... not like that! (There'll be no sipping Guinness from my navel... I have no desire to be killed by two murderously angry women, thanks very much.) Your payment for showing up decked out in your kilts, looking all smart and handsome, is a few free rounds on my tab.

Just want you to be aware of how decked out you should be, so pay attention to the lads in this clip. They've got it right...

21 comments:

  1. Listen doll face, the Map fella has need of only a small wee kilt to hide his modesty, whereas masel... well.. it looks like I'll be ironing for quite some time.

    A real Scot wears nothing underneath, except of course for a band tied around his inner thigh.

    ...you wouldn't wannae frighten the auld ones now, would'ye?

    As for a few pints? Tis the Map man and masel you are talking about, better make sure you bring along your hollow legs.

    See you at the bar shorty.

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  2. Sure what would a Roscommon man know aboot kilts?

    And I'm known for always having my Dirk tucked neatly into the top of me sock! :¬)

    (Jimmy, can ya pick us up on yer way? Ta.)

    :¬)

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  3. Aye... nae bother pal, I'll peddle the auld bike across in a wee while.

    This time though, no hanging on tae my crossbar...reet?

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  4. Sorry 'bout that Seamie! By the way, I picked up a saddle for that bike.

    :¬)

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  5. I'd pay in diamonds to see it...

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  6. Jimmy: I'm quite aware of the lack of underclothes... :-P

    Map: Can't wait to see the two of you roll in on a bike in kilts! Velocity + kilt = w00t!

    Leah: Hmmmm. Perhaps I should start selling tickets. A ladies' night out? ;-)

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  7. I think you've seen quite enough of my gentleman vegetable for this year Missy Ponita.

    For the love of all things holy, was it not the sight of my curling wand that sent your locks all curly the last time?

    Is it the entertainment that you'se are after by god? I cannae speak for my smooth talking crooner pal over there at the bar, but I'm starting to feel like a bit of oul meat.

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  8. Ah Jimmy... getting a bit shy, are you? A little admiration from the fairer sex shouldn't be something to fear.

    Not wishing to make you feel ogled at all... But if the wind should happen to lift your kilt, I wouldn't be one to cover my eyes. ;-)

    Perhaps I've been too long without the close company of a man...

    Wear what you please then, James. It's the talk and the companionship I'm seeking more than anything else. And perhaps a tune to be coaxed out of Map as well. :-)

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  9. Hi Ponita,

    Thanks for the verbal entertainment this afternoon (courtesy of Jimmy, Map and yourself).

    U

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  10. There's a 'travel/pubs of the world' T.V. show in there someplace!!

    :¬)

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  11. Ahhh god, would you listen to the woman herself, pretending to be all blinky eyed with it all. Map.. get a look at Pony doll and her coyness. Tis enough to break your heart.

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  12. Is this supposed to be a local meet-up, Ponita? If so, have you warned the lads that it's bloody freezing here at the moment? At -30ish C. with a brisk wind, I imagine that there'd be a bit more than modesty at stake should those kilts fly up! On the other hand, though, I guess it will prove just how manly they truly are. ;)

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  13. My preference, Eleanor, would be a local meet up in their corner of the universe, where it's not cold enough to freeze any exposed appendage in mere seconds...

    Although... I did see a young man (teen) jogging in shorts the day before yesterday... Kids are idiots! =O

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  14. Just don't let Jim and Map get away with that Braveheart kilt mooning thing!

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  15. It's a frozen lollipopp ... trallala ...

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  16. Wowser. Who knew Mungo's were so hot? I think I need to watch that clip again...

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  17. I'd buy tickets, if there were any left over after Leah got her hands on them :)

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  18. @Madame DF: Just tel the door staff you are a dresser for the main act! :¬)

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  19. oh my, sugar! the things y'all get up to when i'm not looking! ;~D (where are the tickets being sold?) xoxoxox

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